the why of this blog!

Reasons for which I came up with this blog!
Simple! I hate blogs! And much like when upon an epiphanical withdrawal moment into the toilet, I felt like sharing that felling towards mankind! And what better way to show my loathing towards such misguided verborroidical culture of a society of young people who lose themselves in thoughts as deep as a fart's poetical aesthetics, than make sure use of itself to show it so???
As I walk through the spaceless timely depths of contemplation of the marvellous wonders one can achieve by developing complexfully rearranged dialogue skills in chatroom, channels, social networks such as facebox, hi5 and all that string ring of crap, such as purposed typos and segmented caligraphic rearrangements "sux as writin lik thix n all dat teen-ween text style", I find that this virtual world parallelly coexisting with my own truly does make me wanna puke!
If it depended on me (oh why doesn't it, oh god?!) I'd have all freaking spam-o-rama and trash-thrasher dogger-bloggers in this world and the next to suffer the pain of a billion deaths and to forever burn in flames hotter than a hundred suns in my own personal hell!!
Well, I guess that's enough for a reason isnt' it?
As to constantly remind of my intents and purposes upon this blog which i deem not a blog itself, but a MANIFESTATION of a one man army, i'll try to enhance the fact why I came up with this, out of forgetfulness!
I wanna right away take notation on the fact that penguins are nice and cute and mimes and jesters and all emos in the world should die!
Yes, I am a revolted wrathful guy filled with anger and hatred, whose heart love cant reach, or that I have no heart at all! Whahahahaha!
Well, in fact if I had no heart, would I cry tears of joy and happiness everytime I saw or heard of a emo, mime or social worker, or an american hillbilly bush zealot wannabe getting killed, ran over or something like that...? *sob sob, oh that's joy in life*
Still, I am a guy against the system (matters not what the system stands for, I just wanna be against it 'cuz it's fun) and angry at everybody! I say right away I wish everyone I dont like would die, but then again if that were to happen on its own and call of fate, I could no longer get a hold of my flak cannon and rain my burning pellets storm on you ridiculous mortal creatures so to fulfil that!
I hereby bid farewell to all, and wish that all who dislike me go on chokin' or heartattack or something, like entering instant combustion I dunno, don't care. Have faith, and your wishes might come true, thus, I pray =)